Welcome to Shave The Whales

Hello there my krill, you are here because you are investigating the ‘Shave The Whales’ cause. Here at Shave The Whales we believe it is the whales right to be clean shaven and free of the weight and drag that facial hair creates. We provide these poor razor-less creatures with a chance at a new life beard free ! Here you can read about our cause and what these poor creatures are suffering with you can volunteer to join a ‘Shaver Pod’ and get up close and personal with these amazing creatures. But if swimming with giants isn't for you you can donate to our cause to provide razors and scuba gear to those who will shave the poor whales.

Enjoy wasting your time here. I won't judge.